1. 15 Jul

    (via kianlawley)

     

  2. 29 Jun


    currently sitting behind a truck with thongs that spell out ‘australia’ for mudflaps

     

  3. 17 Jun


    vagiants:

    Me: *before I take my first bite*

    Mom: is it good?

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

  4. 17 Jun

    myfairjoy: “ONWARD MIGHTY STEEDS ”

    myfairjoy:

    ONWARD MIGHTY STEEDS

    (via hotboyproblems)

     

  5. 17 Jun


    aminaabramovic:

    I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

  6. 22 May

    relaver:

    Somehow this giant punch bowl is the most effective baby goat containment field we have found to date.

    (via victorious)

     
     

  7. 22 May


    1. distant relative at family event: It's been so long since I saw you!! How's school?
    2. me: none of the things that once excited me make me happy anymore i'm living off caffeine and anxiety i'm paralyzed by my future my diet is trash and my body is slowly rotting but otherwise i'm good hbu
     

  8. 22 May

    antisocialmanifesto: “Lost it at “build-a-bitch workshop” ”

    antisocialmanifesto:

    Lost it at “build-a-bitch workshop”

    (via thecommonchick)

     

  9. 22 May


    1. me as a child: (crying) please don't let the aliens take me
    2. me now: (crying) why won't the aliens take me
     

  10. 22 May


    etodderz:

    goatmeats:

    I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

    Whoop there it is

    (via only1600kids)